I go on a diet

Somewhere along the line I gained 25lbs.  In most cases I ate my feelings.  They were delicious.  As a result I am now on the South Beach Diet as I am convinced sugar runs my life.  It's day 4 and its not as bad as all that.   I've heard people say, "Inside me there is just this thin person dying to get out."  I have no such thin person.  If anything I have another fat person in here and we're BOTH starving. If there is ever a "Birthday Party Diet" where you lose copious amounts of weight consuming nothing but cake, cookies and ice cream, I'd be your waif.